Every year I take a break from blogging for the last two weeks of December. I will be sharing some of my old favourites in the meantime and will be back in January with new material. This post was originally published on December 4, 2014.
Most of the ideas aren’t that spectacular, although I’ve occasionally stumbled across something worth blogging about. I’m not a fan of the original Star Trek series for a long list of reasons that I won’t get into here, but I’ve always liked Spock because he said things like this:
May I say that I have not thoroughly enjoyed serving with Humans? I find their illogic and foolish emotions a constant irritant.
Is there anyone on this ship, who even remotely, looks like Satan? (Kirk)
I am not aware of anyone who fits that description, Captain (Spock)
No, Mr. Spock, I didn’t think you would be (Kirk)
He seemed like the kind of man who had little to no interest in small talk. That alone was enough to endear me to him.
I thought it would be fun to come up with some quotes of things he might have – but didn’t actually – say. My original search had Spock discussing anxiety, so I will stick with that topic in my responses as well. Let’s see if I can capture his voice!
- Worrying about it won’t make it more or less likely to occur.
- That outcome is highly unlikely.
- Have you ever considered the fact that they’re just as apprehensive about meeting you as you are of meeting them?
- There is no evidence to support that hypothesis.
- Why does your mind immediately jump to the worst possible scenario?
What do you think Spock would say?