The Case of the Missing Post


Photo by Ched Davis.

You’re all going to laugh at me for this one.

Drew and I are finishing up a three-day weekend here in Toronto. This summer has featured some exceptionally weird weather for us. Some weeks it’s been hot and humid, but others are much cooler than you’d normally expect for Ontario.

So we started the weekend with no definitive plans. There are a lot of great things to do in this city, but this time of year the weather influences how much time we’re willing to spend in an oven the great outdoors.

The weekend crept along quietly. High humidity levels kept us indoors during the hottest part of the day, but the temperatures were and are surprisingly low for August.

Monday rolls along. It’s odd to have three days in a row together with nothing planned, so we play the day by ear until 2 p.m.

I’m going to give my readers two options for the next part of this story. Pick Option A if you are one of my grandparents, my nephew,  or otherwise assume that I never learned how to curse.

Everyone else, scroll down to Option B.


Option A: Oh, fiddlesticks! I thought I had a post written for today.

Option B: Shit! What the hell was I planning to say today? I thought I was still a week ahead in the queue.

Whatever you do, though, do not scroll back up to see what you missed. You’ve made your choice. 😛

Readers, what have you all forgotten recently?


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2 Responses to The Case of the Missing Post

  1. Opa!

    Forgot to wear my black uniform belt 2X last week but was able to stop by on my first 15 min break to get it each day since I live where I work.

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