New Age Sermon Generator

By maturing, we grow.

Potentiality is a constant. We live, we self-actualize, we are reborn.

Traveller, look within and fulfill yourself.

Consciousness consists of frequencies of quantum energy. “Quantum” means a summoning of the intergalatic. We exist as chaos-driven reactions. The goal of ultra-sentient particles is to plant the seeds of peace rather than delusion.

As you exist, you will enter into infinite sharing that transcends understanding. The Law of Attraction may be the solution to what’s holding you back from a colossal flow of love. Through astral projection, our lives are transformed into spacetime.

Who are we? Where on the great journey will we be guided? Humankind has nothing to lose. Throughout history, humans have been interacting with the galaxy via sonar energy.

You must take a stand against yearning.Without being, one cannot self-actualize. Yes, it is possible to eradicate the things that can extinguish us, but not without beauty on our side. We can no longer afford to live with pain.

Purpose is the healing of wisdom, and of us. Transformation is the driver of serenity. Today, science tells us that the essence of nature is love.

By now you’re probably wondering if my blog has been taken over by spambots. Have no fear, just click here to create your own new age sermon/essay/monologue. I’ll leave it up to you to decide which label fits best.  😉

I’d love to see similar sites pop up for other types of beliefs. It’s fascinating to me to see how certain words and writing styles develop new connotations over time. Some terms become offensive or painfully outdated. Others turn into not-so-subtle clues that the people using them are members of a specific group.


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2 Responses to New Age Sermon Generator

  1. Michael Mock

    That’s hilarious.

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