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This time I am linking back to my previous answer to this question.
Other than regularly looking away from tv shows and films just before something important happens, I am every cat’s best friend. They would like nothing more than to follow me around and go on feline-friendly adventures while I would like nothing more than for them to pick a new human to bond with.
No, I do not hate cats. In fact, I’d happily share my home with a few of them if it were possible.
This is an utterly useless talent because I am terribly allergic to cats and can’t even stand near them without coughing and wheezing, much less give them the affection they desire.
I suspect that they love me so much because I do my best to ignore them. While other people might squeal and rush after kitty, I keep a respectful distance.
According to cat logic, of course, this means that I am a well-mannered human and should be rewarded with a cuddle.