Suggestion Saturday: April 21, 2012

Here is this week’s list of blog posts, quotes and other tidbits from my favourite corners of the web.

The Thing About [Prejudice]. This is a fantastic quote about internalized sexism. It could just as easily be about any other form of prejudice. None of us are immune.

From We Need Every Little Catastrophe:

It’s amazing how good we think we are at predicting the future when we’re predicting a gloomy one. From within a catastrophe, the easy times seem to be over, at least for now, maybe forever. The bigger ones seem to be so poised to kill you that you forget that not one of them ever has, and that at any given time all but a few of them are dead.

 Music Treatment for Dementia. My great-grandmother had alzheimer’s disease. It was difficult to watch her slowly unravel especially when she stopped communicating with the outside world. I wonder if something like this might have temporarily jogged her memory?

Good stuff from President Obama. Maybe the 2012 election won’t be as cringe-worthy as previous elections:

“I don’t have a lot of patience for commentary about the spouses of political candidates,” Obama said. “Those of us who are in the public life, we’re fair game. Our families are civilians.”

Africans Shocked by Uncivilized Antics of European Savages via Undercovernun. A satirical look at recent controversies in Europe.

Hazel is in the process of dying from an aggressive form of cancer that has plagued her for several years. And then one day she meets a boy named Augustus at a support group for teens who have cancer.

The Fault in Our Stars  is one of the funniest, most joyful books I’ve ever read. Don’t let the plot fool you – this is not your typical “kids with cancer” story. There’s no simpering, no stiff upper lips, no life lessons, no unnatural displays of courage in the face of death. Just two sarcastic, flirtatious sixteen year olds falling in love.

What have you been reading?

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Wild Card Wednesday: Spring 2012 Questions

Photo by Brocken Inaglory

Search engine queries from the last two months. 

1. What would happen if the Americans gained control of the Niagara Peninsula? They’d probably end up annexing the rest of Canada, too. The U.S. has 312 million citizens…Canada only has about 34 million. 😉

2. Is a quiet husband better than a boisterous one? Yes.

3. How much sex on tv is acceptable? As much (or as little) as the plot requires.

4. What is it with quiet people that makes them interesting? You’ll never know what we’re really thinking about.

5. How [do you] catch up with old friends and acquaintances after many years? Invite them out for coffee/beer/ice cream floats. Share your life highlights from the last X of years. Ask them about theirs. Exchange phone numbers. Probably never see them again.

6. Was life easier in the 90s? Not for me. Your results may vary.

7. What happened to “the ooze” website? It was rebooted.

8. What’s the difference between socializing today and for twenty years ago? Embarrassing photos and stories are much more likely to end up on Facebook.

9. Is sex a kind of violence? No.

10. What would you ask your ancestors?

Many generations ago there was a woman in my family tree who gave birth to a disabled child when she was young and single (which was a very shameful thing in rural Germany at that time.) One day that child walked into the woods and “disappeared.” I’ve always wondered if someone covered up a murder with that strange little story. If so, was the mother involved?

About 150 years ago another ancestor changed his name and emigrated from Germany to the United States. We don’t know what his original name was or why he changed it. I’ve always wondered who or what he was running from. Was he really even German?

11. Is there more than one type of fear? Yes. That’s why watching horror movies is fun and actually being assaulted (sexually, physically or otherwise) is traumatic.

12. Why do people react nonchalantly to violence? They’ve grown numb to it.

13. What if someone doesn’t want our forgiveness? Forgive them anyway. You don’t have to tell them about it.

14. God will heal you atheist. If that happened I’d be grateful. And then I’d wonder why anyone would heal a non-theist from a minor illness (as I have no chronic health problems) when millions of believers die every day. Wouldn’t it make more sense to look after them instead?

15. Drinking is boring. Yes it is. Especially when you’re the only sober one in the room.

16. Awkward conversations you want to avoid. Anything with an agenda attached to it. Don’t have an agenda? Not interested in converting the rest of us to your religion/political party/choice of reading materials? Then no topic is off-limits.

17. When is grace appropriate and inappropriate?

It depends on what your position is in the conflict. Are you the injured party? It’s appropriate.

Are you a bystander trying to convince someone who has been hurt to sweep their pain under the rug? It’s inappropriate.

18. How can you let someone know something is yours legally? Say, “I actually own that.” If there’s still a conflict get legal advice.

19. Everybody I meet has to become a friend. No offense but I find that attitude to be sickly-sweet and patronizing. Be friendly by all means but please don’t try to force anything. It will either happen naturally or it won’t.

20.  How many holes are there in a girl? explain the function of each briefly. I’m so grateful you’re not my kid. Go ask your parent(s) or look it up on Wikipedia.

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The Sea Cucumber

you see there was this sea cucumber and normally they don’t talk but for the sake of the story…

Last week someone typed that run-on sentence into a search engine and ended up here. 

I don’t know who you are. I probably never will. But this is what happened next:

she did.

What she didn’t have was a name. She didn’t need one to be honest. All of the other sea cucumbers recognized her from the faintly-sweet taste of her hormones floating through the water. If sea cucumbers had names her would have been Strawberry.

But I digress.

One day Strawberry spoke.To her siblings and children (although she didn’t know the word for either of those concepts) the word looked like a tiny burp floating up from the ocean floor. Unremarkable.

What she meant to say was this: “Light.” They’d all seen it. Only she had noticed it.Strawberry swallowed her last mouthful of plankton and gingerly floated up.

The light grew strong and bright. The currents were stronger in the heavens. She found herself floating away from her herd.

A shadow fell across the water. Something large scooped her up in a painfully firm grip. She couldn’t breathe. Panic.

Pbbbth.

Some of her breathing tubes spilled out into his hands.

“Ewww,” the stranger said, dropping her back into the water.

She sank.

Down.

Down.

Down.

To the edge of her colony.

Plop.

Back onto the ocean floor.

Hearts quivering.

Her lungs grew back in a few weeks.

Her courage did not.

But sometimes when she had a fully belly and a quiet circulatory system she’d stare up at the surface again, looking at that light.

And when the eggs of her eggs hatch, when the moon hangs still and bright in the sky tomorrow, next week, next months she’ll hunker down with the hatchlings and tell them of the world without water.

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Suggestion Saturday: April 14, 2012

Here is this week’s list of blog posts, comics and other tidbits from my favourite corners of the web.

A Man and His Hummingbird. Start with one injured baby hummingbird. Add a concerned human. Mix well. Serve immediately.

How to Start a Fire. This is exactly what it sounds like. I don’t know why I found it so interesting. Maybe it’s because I’ve only ever tried to build a fire once (and failed miserably)?

Don’t Hold Hands Until Marriage. I grew up in a rural, midwestern community that believed in abstinence-only sex education. The sex ed curriculum was worse than useless – it actually taught us some horrifically inaccurate things about sex and relationships. For example, we learned that condoms have holes in them large enough for HIV to pass through. We learned that men and boys are only nice until a woman or girl has sex with them; as soon as they get what they’re looking for they’ll leave you. Words like pleasure, orgasm, clitoris, gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgendered weren’t part of the curriculum.

Now students are being taught that it’s not ok to even kiss or hug one another. When will it end?

Humanoid Cartoons. How various species of animals reproduce. Hint: it’s not always as simple as you’d assume.

What have you been reading?

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Wind Up That Yarn

Many years ago I read a fable about a boy who discovered he could fast-forward through life by pulling on the edge of a magical ball of yarn.

School is boring? Let’s jump ahead to graduation. Can’t wait to have enough money to get married? Skip to the wedding. Tired of waking up with a cranky baby every night? *poof*, that baby is now a child.

Eventually he pulls out so much yarn that he leaps to his golden years. His children are grown, he’s too old to work, his wife grows frail and dies and he is left alone with a patchy memory of the last 60+ years.

Just as he is about to give up hope, though, the old – now young – man wakes up and realizes it was all a dream. He solemnly swears to savour every stage of life and goes off to visit his sweetheart. I was all of eight years old at the time and even I knew that was an exceedingly poor poor way to end the story. 😉

Nostalgia is a powerful emotion. It’s very easy to gloss over the difficulties in life, though. Would it be great to have the boundless energy of childhood again? Yes! Do I want my parents to tell me what to eat, which television shows I’m allowed to watch and when to go to bed? Not in the least.

That story should have ended with Thomas (the name I’ve assigned to the old man – I’ve forgotten what he was originally called) either figuring out a way to wind the ball of yarn up again or dying peacefully, the last scene of the story showing someone new stumbling across this  mysterious ball of yarn.

 

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Suggestion Saturday: April 7, 2012

Here is this week’s list of blog posts, videos and other tidbits from my favourite corners of the web.

I’ll Protect You. Had a long week? Click here for a virtual hug.

When Online Friends Aren’t the Same In Person.  Funny!

From Could Imposter Syndrome Learn from Sports? 

And while these tales of achievement and shining sources of confidence may be inspiring, they are also intimidating. They make us think we can never live up to what the successful among us have done. That we will never be enough. From where we sit, it looks like these people never saw failure in their lives. Oh, we know intellectually that it must be there. But we never, ever see it.

Friday the 13th: A Ghost Story. If only this was true. It could be like a modern-day version of A Christmas Carol.

Great Expectations – Musings of a Soon-to-be Wife. This blogger has some interesting ideas about what should (and should not) keep a marriage together. My parents have been happily married for 30 years, my grandparents for 50+.  I only have six years tucked under my belt so far so I don’t think I’m qualified to answer this question yet. Maybe those of you with more experience can chime in? 😀

The Toronto Public Library ended their strike last week! It’s nice to have new books again. This week’s recommendation is If I Stay. Seventeen year old Mia has just barely survived a horrific car accident. As the doctors and nurses fight to keep her comatose body alive Mia observes them and tries to decide if she should fight to live or slip away into the next world.

What have you been reading?

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Wild Card Wednesday: How Far You Go In Life

How far you go in life depends on your being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving and tolerant with the weak and wrong…because sometime in your life you will have been all of these.

George Washington Carver

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Three Questions About Earth Hour

This past Saturday millions of men, women and children turned off the lights to observe something called Earth Hour.

I first heard about this phenomenon a few years ago. It’s a nobel idea but I have a few questions about how it works:

1) Why are we focusing on what individuals consume when most waste is created by structural inefficiencies and large corporations? Recycling one glass bottle or turning off that light is meaningless if you don’t overhaul the system. It isn’t easy to change public policy, of course, and it isn’t something one does by sitting in the dark for an hour…but it’s the only way anything is actually going to improve.

2) Is technology evil? I find it kind of odd that Earth Hour is about not using technology. A lightbulb (or any other manmade item) is just a tool. Yes, they can be misused but they aren’t inherently “bad”…or “good”! It all depends on how you use them.

3) Is environmentalism a religion? Ok, so this question is a little facetious. It is odd to see so much attention paid to what one does for one hour once a year, though. How do you bridge the gap between that ritual – however meaningful it may be for those who participate –  and what people do the other 8759-8783 hours of the year?

Respond

Did you participate in Earth Hour this year? What do you think of my questions?

 

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Suggestion Saturday: March 31, 2012

Here is this week’s list of blog posts, comics, twitter feeds, videos and other tidbits from my favourite corners of the web.

I’ve never done this before on Suggestion Saturday but if you have a Twitter account go follow @vulgar_tongue. They tweet entries from the 1811 edition of Francis Grose’s Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue, a directory to English slang from 200 years ago.

And here’s something else I’ve never done.  Click here if you want the AgeAnalyzer to guess your age based on what you write on your blog:

The AgeAnalyzer thinks http://www.on-the-other-hand.com is written by someone 36-50 years old.

I wonder why it thinks I’m at least a decade older than my actual age? 🙂

Mutually (un)Intelligible. A short video of two birds talking about…something.

I Hope Barack Obama. This is a blog full of people wishing good things for President Obama. You can submit your own wish for him or just read through it. I hope this becomes a meme. It feels so much better to bless others than to curse them. (Thanks for the link, Undercover Nun!)

From An Open Letter to My Muse:

But, here’s the thing. I show up everyday. Every single day. I’m here while I’m working and I’m here on my days off. I’m here when I feel like it and I’m here when I don’t. I’m here whether I have the time or not. Because I treat this thing seriously.

I really wish you’d show up more often. Because I feel like I’m doing my part.

 

(Comic via AsboJesus.)

The employees of the Toronto Public Library have been on strike for the past few weeks so my access to new books has been slim. What have you been reading?

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Iraqi Woman Murdered in California

[Shaima] Alawadi, a mother of five, had been hospitalized since her 17-year-old daughter found her unconscious Wednesday in the family’s house in El Cajon, police Lt. Steve Shakowski said.

The daughter, Fatima Al Himidi, told KUSI-TV her mother had been beaten on the head repeatedly with a tire iron, and that the note said “go back to your country, you terrorist.”

Rest of the article.

There aren’t enough words in the English language to express my sorrow over this.

I wish I had something profound to say. I don’t.

I just read this article over and over again trying understand how anyone could do this to another human being.

 

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