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Here are a few of the things that make me laugh. I hadn’t previously realized just how amusing I find dogs. It’s cool to learn new things about yourself, don’t you think?
A True Story:
One of my neighbours has a little dog who loves people. No matter who you are or what you look like, this dog hopes everyone in our area will stop to say hello and pet him for a moment. (Our neighbours are quite friendly guys who don’t mind it if others pet their dog as long as they know you).
This same little dog dislikes every other dog he meets. He barks ferociously at puppies and senior dogs alike.
It’s hilarious to me to see our furry little neighbour switch from wagging his tale at the nice humans to scaring off any dogs who get too close to him in the blink of an eye. Maybe he wants all of the human attention to himself?
Q. What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?
A. He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.
A guy spots a sign outside a house that reads “Talking Dog for Sale.” Intrigued, he walks in.
“So what have you done with your life?” he asks the dog.
“I’ve led a very full life,” says the dog. “I lived in the Alps rescuing avalanche victims. Then I served my country in Iraq. And now I spend my days reading to the residents of a retirement home.”
The guy is flabbergasted. He asks the dog’s owner, “Why on earth would you want to get rid of an incredible dog like that?”
The owner says, “Because he’s a liar! He never did any of that!”
How does NASA organize a party?
12 Responses to Wednesday Weekly Blogging Challenge: What Makes Me LOL
I love that first joke. 🙂
Dogs was in my list. In fact, my dog loves people and does not like to share them either.
That’s so funny! I think it’s cool we both mentioned animals.
My dog have given me years of laughing at her with many more to come.
That’s wonderful. 🙂
I love your neighbor’s dog, so very typical! 🙂
Your post just made me LOL! That neighbor dog is too cute. And your jokes made me laugh!
Dad jokes. Nice. (No irony; this is sincere admiration talking.)
Thank you. 🙂