Mailbag #15


Anonymous asks:

How can I get my writing skills as good as yours? English isn’t my mother-tongue although I mostly write my fictions using that language and almost all of my work turns out boring and just lacks creativity. I guess I have a trouble way of framing sentences in a suitable form.

This is a great question, anon. Thanks for asking it.

I’m incredibly impressed that you’re writing fiction in a language you didn’t grow up speaking. Learning a new language is challenging. Writing can be a challenge  as well. Doing both at the same time can’t be easy!

The first thing I’d recommend is to read a lot of books from the genre that you want to write about. Pay close attention to the authors you really admire. If they write amazingly realistic dialogue, for example, try to figure out what it is about their dialogue that is different from how you’d write that scene. Do they chop up their sentences into fragments? Do they use much more (or less) slang than you’d normally write? If you can figure out what they’re doing differently, you may be able to apply it to your own work.

My second suggestion is to start writing down things that you find interesting. Before I owned a cell phone, I used to carry a little notebook around with me everywhere. I’d write down story ideas, funny things other people said, or how I felt when I saw something strange or beautiful in my daily life. Some of these ideas sat in that notebook for years before they were finally used, and a few of them are still waiting!

You also need to practice quite a bit. I’ve gotten out of the habit of it lately, but I usually write something every single day. First drafts are almost never any good, but you can find parts of them that are worth exploring in the next draft. Never compare your first draft to someone else’s finished product. I’ve done that in the past, and it simply isn’t fair or reasonable.

If you have the time, I also recommend writing reviews of books in your genre. There are a lot of review sites out there looking for volunteer reviewers, but you could also simply leave reviews on Amazon.com or Goodreads.com. This has really helped me to figure out what I consider to be a good, unique story. It might also give you an idea of what topics haven’t been covered much recently in your genre. I know I love it when science fiction authors write about aliens who want to help humanity or when mystery writers have their detectives take on cases that don’t involve pretty, young women being violently murdered.

I hope my advice was helpful for you. Let me know how it goes!

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How to Build a Cat

Click here to find out how engineers do it.

Writers would build a cat by making dozens of prototypes, many of which involve minute changes and/or allowing the prototype to sit in the corner until it decided it was ready to be used. In the meantime, they’d talk to it and expect it to talk back to them. Everyone else on earth would be confused by why a creator would talk to his or her creation or how on earth such a thing was even physically possible. Authors wouldn’t, though. We’re used to that sort of magic. 😉

How would you profession build a cat?

 

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Happy Victoria Day

Princess_Victoria_aged_FourI’m taking a break from writing to celebrate the long weekend. Sometimes you need a refresher.

Happy Victoria Day to all of my Canadian readers.

This is what Queen Victoria looked like when she was four years old.

I wonder if we’ll still celebrate her birthday every year once our current queen dies? Or will Queen Victoria Day be replaced by Queen Elizabeth Day?

These are the thoughts I’ve been mulling over during my time off. 🙂

Happy International Museum day to everyone else. Yes, that really is a thing! Doesn’t it make you want to visit a museum this week?

I’ll be back with something more substantial on Wednesday.

Cheers!

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Suggestion Saturday: May 16, 2015

Here is this week’s list of blog posts, poems, short stories, essays, and other tidbits from my favourite corners of the web.

Awash via DBofB. I have similar thoughts every time I do a load of laundry.

Rivers. This is what Huckleberry Finn might have been like if the story was told from Jim’s perspective.

The World’s Quickest Advice Column: Hack Your Life. To be honest, this entire blog is worth checking out if you have any interest at all in geeky things, fitness, and/or healthy eating. Start with this post, though. It’s a good one.

An Open Letter To The Person Who Robbed My Family via Manda_like_wine. This broke my heart. I wish there was something we could do to help this family.

Tree Climbing Goats of Morocco. Wouldn’t this be a cool thing to see in person? I’ve seen goats running around before, but I don’t ever remember seeing them in trees.

Bloom Where You Are Planted via ElaineMansfiel7. What a nice way of approaching hard circumstances. The other reason why this post appealed to me is that my mom used to have a clay disk with the Green Man’s face on it hanging on the wooden fence in our backyard near her garden. I think it was considered a little risqué in our church at the time, but she loved the friendly expression on his face. So did I.

From Why Protestors Turn Violent:

When you saw “The Hunger Games,” who did you root for? Katniss and her beleaguered community? Or people in the Capitol wearing pink eyelashes and obliviously eating until they vomited while the people in other districts starved?

What have you been reading?

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One-Word Sentences

I’ve been thinking about one word sentences.

It isn’t (always) grammatically correct, but sometimes an entire response can be pared down to a single word:

No.

Why?

Yes.

Maybe.

Meh.

Extra words aren’t always necessary. In fact, sometimes it’s better not to use them at all.

What are some of your favourite one-word sentences?

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Fears

Those of you who read this blog regularly have no doubt picked up on my obsession with short, dialogue-free films. They are such a fascinating phenomenon.

This one is about fear. It can overwhelm us. It can lie to us. It can also help us. The trick is to figure out which fears are reasonable and which ones are not. Go take two minutes out of your day and watch it. It’s well worth your time.

I tend to worry about things more than I should. It’s actually something that a lot of people in my extended family do as well.  Is it due to genes or learned patterns of behaviour? I’d guess it was a little of both.

I’m very slowly learning when to listen to the little, black creature on my shoulder and when to ignore it.

How about you? Do you worry about things too much? If not, what other habits are you trying to break?

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Your Internal Clock Can’t Be Reset

Photo credit: Unukorno.

Photo credit: Unukorno.

Once upon a time there lived a young couple who had a dilemma: their baby wouldn’t go to sleep. Both parents paced the living room floor with her for hours, bouncing her little body up and down with the hope of soothing her colic.

It worked as long as they didn’t stop walking or bouncing.

When the baby was a little older, she fought sleep when they placed her in her crib. The father eventually learned an interesting trick. If he could keep all of her limbs still for a few minutes, she’d fall asleep in moments. He began gently touching her arms and legs every time she lifted them up. She must have liked it. She fell asleep every time he played the keep your body still game with her.

As you probably already guessed, I was that baby. My internal clock can be fussy at the best of times.

Case in point: the last week or two. Falling asleep wasn’t an issue. Neither was staying asleep.

Come 5 a.m., though, my body was wide awake every day.

It didn’t matter that I’d stayed up until 11 the night before or that I hadn’t had any caffeine in ages. I wasn’t anxious, sick, or in pain. My body just would not let me sleep once it detected the slightest whiff of daybreak.

Frustrating? Yes. I’m definitely a morning person, but usually that means I’m wide awake an hour or two later in the day.

Finally I decided to work with it instead of against it. Last night I went to bed much earlier than I have been lately. My body still woke me up at a little after 5, but this time I was well-rested.

Problem solved.

Tell me about your internal clocks. Can they be reset? Have you ever had an issue with yours not working the way you hoped it would?

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Suggestion Saturday: May 9, 2015

Here is this week’s list of blog posts and other tidbits from my favourite corners of the web.

Penis Interruptus via hiyacynthia. This is one of the funniest posts I’ve read in a long time.  Sometimes people do truly bizarre things online that I will never understand.

Apparently I’m Too Happy To Blog. My friend Jenna has an odd writing problem. Can anyone go help her out?

Facing Ancestors’ Past & Not Liking What We See via LauraLHedgecock. I’ve recommended other posts from this blogger here in the past. What I enjoyed most about this one was how open-ended it left everything in the last few sentences. It gave me a lot of stuff to think about, none of which I can mention here without giving you spoilers for what Laura is talking about. Go read it for yourself!

Food, Sex and the American Obsession with Purity. This isn’t quite as common in Canada, but I’ve still seen people get really weird about food up here. There’s a big difference between eating a balanced diet (or having a healthy sex life) and obsessing over it. It will be interesting to see if North America becomes even more puritanical about food over the next few decades. I’d love to hear my reader’s thoughts on this.

What Would You Do? via TerryBookAddict. How would you have responded to this?

From There’s No Morality in Exercise:

People who were always hardbodies love that competitive style of team-sports activity, they come up with timers and fitness contests and personal bests. But for the vast majority of people, competition in exercise is not fun. It’s no fun to compete if you know you can never win. It’s no fun to be on a team if you know you’re bound to let everyone else down with your performance. The rhetoric of ‘more, better, harder, feel the burn’ doesn’t work for who those of us just want to use our bodies and enjoy being in them.

This is great:

What have you been reading?

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It’s All Real Life

Referring to your local social circle, be it at school, at work or at your gym as “IRL” (in real life) may seem logical at first, but – to me – it’s actually rather bad taste, and in some situations downright offensive.
The fact that it’s often used carelessly makes it even worse in my opinion.

 Today’s post is a response to I Find the Term IRL Offensive. It was written by my friend OlliCrusoe.

I remember a time when people thought of their regular and online lives as two separate entities. When I was a teenager, we were routinely warned against sharing too many details of who we were in the “real” world. The last thing you wanted someone to do was to figure out where you lived, worked, or went to school. They could find you that way!

Our world has changed a lot since then.

The two spheres are melting into one. When I meet someone new, I google them as soon as I get home to see if anything interesting turns up. It’s actually disappointing to not find any social media accounts, blogs, or websites about them.

The friendships I’ve developed online are equally important to me as the ones I’ve made offline. I even met my spouse on a now-defunct message board back in the day. We moved seamlessly between typing words on a screen and talking face-to-face. Sometimes we still have entire conversations online if one of us has a sore throat or other life circumstances make it easier to type than to talk.

There’s no competition between the two. You can appreciate both ways of keeping in touch with others.

It’s all real life.

 

 

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An Object At Rest

This is the tale of a stone who silently witnesses millions of years of change on the earth.

It’s another one of those short films that doesn’t have any dialogue. I’m really getting obsessed with this genre. There are so many creative things happening in it!

The final scene was my favourite one, but I can’t tell you anything about it without giving away spoilers.

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